Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
"Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion."- G. W. F. Hegel
So what's it all about, Alfie? I wish I knew sometimes. I almost believe that once we have served our full purpose we will die. Well, here is my list:
Ten realistic things I want to do before I get buried:
1. Help someone learn how to read.
2. Help someone across the street.
3. Skydive.
4. Independently ride a motorcycle.
5. Marry a man.
6. Publish a book.
7. Impress someone influential that would be hard to impress.
8. Tithe without worrying about what else I can do with that money.
9. Finance a car.
10. Become weathy enough that when someone asked me for $100, I would be able to freely give it to them, no questions asked.
Heck, I even feel like telling you ten things I don't want to do before I get covered in dirt:
1. Ride a roller coaster. (I get motion sickness sooooooo badly).
2. Eat live monkeys' brains.
3. Climb a mountain. (Send me a postcard.)
4. Lose weight with a pill. (That's just wrong.)
5. Visit Harvard campus (too intimidating.)
6. Drink tequila. (That is the nastiest stuff to throw up...)
7. Not be able to wear a dress for more than one occasion.
8. Become diabetic.
9. Go to a Michael Bolton concert (unless--nah, not even then).
10. Get "too many" hugs.
So what's it all about, Alfie? I wish I knew sometimes. I almost believe that once we have served our full purpose we will die. Well, here is my list:
Ten realistic things I want to do before I get buried:
1. Help someone learn how to read.
2. Help someone across the street.
3. Skydive.
4. Independently ride a motorcycle.
5. Marry a man.
6. Publish a book.
7. Impress someone influential that would be hard to impress.
8. Tithe without worrying about what else I can do with that money.
9. Finance a car.
10. Become weathy enough that when someone asked me for $100, I would be able to freely give it to them, no questions asked.
Heck, I even feel like telling you ten things I don't want to do before I get covered in dirt:
1. Ride a roller coaster. (I get motion sickness sooooooo badly).
2. Eat live monkeys' brains.
3. Climb a mountain. (Send me a postcard.)
4. Lose weight with a pill. (That's just wrong.)
5. Visit Harvard campus (too intimidating.)
6. Drink tequila. (That is the nastiest stuff to throw up...)
7. Not be able to wear a dress for more than one occasion.
8. Become diabetic.
9. Go to a Michael Bolton concert (unless--nah, not even then).
10. Get "too many" hugs.
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