Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"- Anonymous
Yup. Today's one of those days.
Ten Steven Wright statements:
1. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
2. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
5. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
7. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
8. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Yup. Today's one of those days.
Ten Steven Wright statements:
1. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
2. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
3. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
4. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
5. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
6. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
7. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
8. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Thanks for the laugh!
- Posted at Tue Jun 05, 12:43:00 PM | By
Renee Nefe