Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." - Knute Rockne
I came to my room after my last mid-term exam and, as I locked the door, it hit me.
Ten things I'm going to do for Spring Break:
1. Fly to Las Vegas and see my good friend, Celine Dion. We go way back.
2. Finish off my condo in Manhattan. Should my granite countertops be sky blue or robin's egg blue?
3. Deny Brad Pitt another hot, sweaty week of constant lovemaking. Again.
4. Slap some sense into Bush. Never mind. It hasn't been working all this time.
5. Give Steven Spielberg another idea about a movie.
6. Coach Tom Hanks. Again. He's so needy.
7. Try to help out Jennifer Hudson find her fashion sense. Gold lame' at the Oscars? Geez. I tried to tell her...
8. Spend a day in my yacht off the coast of... well, I'd rather not say. I would like one day of privacy.
9. Play a couple of games with Federer. I have to keep him humble.
10. Also deny Brian J. White. Again.
Okay, so ten things I won't be doing on Spring Break. So sue me.
I came to my room after my last mid-term exam and, as I locked the door, it hit me.
Ten things I'm going to do for Spring Break:
1. Fly to Las Vegas and see my good friend, Celine Dion. We go way back.
2. Finish off my condo in Manhattan. Should my granite countertops be sky blue or robin's egg blue?
3. Deny Brad Pitt another hot, sweaty week of constant lovemaking. Again.
4. Slap some sense into Bush. Never mind. It hasn't been working all this time.
5. Give Steven Spielberg another idea about a movie.
6. Coach Tom Hanks. Again. He's so needy.
7. Try to help out Jennifer Hudson find her fashion sense. Gold lame' at the Oscars? Geez. I tried to tell her...
8. Spend a day in my yacht off the coast of... well, I'd rather not say. I would like one day of privacy.
9. Play a couple of games with Federer. I have to keep him humble.
10. Also deny Brian J. White. Again.
Okay, so ten things I won't be doing on Spring Break. So sue me.
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Comments for Ten Things This Tuesday
Mind if I join you? Celine & I go way back too and she'll really enjoy the suprise. I don't think she'll mind the restraining order thing at all. ;o)
- Posted at Tue Mar 06, 11:45:00 PM | By
Renee Nefe
I'll have the jet pick you up. Will Saturday morning do? We'll catch Celine with her "morning face." Mhahahahaha!
- Posted at Wed Mar 07, 09:23:00 AM | By Evolution of gina
Well you're a time zone ahead of me and I'm one ahead of Vegas...so yeah, we'll totally be there for her morning face. SCARY!!! LOL!
I love flying into the future. he he
I love flying into the future. he he
- Posted at Wed Mar 07, 09:53:00 AM | By Renee Nefe
Take me with U. That should be a laugh... all of it!
- Posted at Wed Mar 07, 10:20:00 AM | By DutchBitch