Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
"Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure." - George E. Woodberry
You know I love you, right? I love you so much that, though I am clueless to give up ten things this Tuesday, I will sit in front of this computer until I can think of something that will enlighten or entertain you.
Got it.
Ten random thoughts the people in my head are telling me to tell you:
1. "I want to go to sleep."
2. "I have an itch on my underarm."
3. "Oh my goodness! I can't believe she typed that! Do you?"
4. "Yup. I believe she did it. I'm kind of surprised that one of us hasn't said anything about the butt."
5. "My butt is moist."
6. "See what I mean."
7. "I'm going to go eat lunch, study my Spanish, read some essays and some short stories, meet with my teacher, work, eat dinner, have another meeting, then do some reading in British Literature."
8. "Now we all know you are not going to do all of that today."
9. "Well, I'm going to try, dad gum you. All of you."
10. "My butt is still moist."
You know I love you, right? I love you so much that, though I am clueless to give up ten things this Tuesday, I will sit in front of this computer until I can think of something that will enlighten or entertain you.
Got it.
Ten random thoughts the people in my head are telling me to tell you:
1. "I want to go to sleep."
2. "I have an itch on my underarm."
3. "Oh my goodness! I can't believe she typed that! Do you?"
4. "Yup. I believe she did it. I'm kind of surprised that one of us hasn't said anything about the butt."
5. "My butt is moist."
6. "See what I mean."
7. "I'm going to go eat lunch, study my Spanish, read some essays and some short stories, meet with my teacher, work, eat dinner, have another meeting, then do some reading in British Literature."
8. "Now we all know you are not going to do all of that today."
9. "Well, I'm going to try, dad gum you. All of you."
10. "My butt is still moist."
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Comments for Ten Things This Tuesday
Try some moisturizer for that itch. The weather has been drying lately.
As for your butt, um...wipe better?
Here via The Dutch Files.
As for your butt, um...wipe better?
Here via The Dutch Files.
- Posted at Tue Feb 20, 02:06:00 PM | By Lynda
sounds like you're having a great day...sarcasm.
- Posted at Tue Feb 20, 03:28:00 PM | By Renee Nefe
LOL- Thanks, lynda, for the advice. I'm going to go wipe and rub now. I was going to say that my butt was itchy, too, but that would have started a tangent that I did NOT want to take!
renee, all I gotta say to that is... yup. Fabulous. ;O
renee, all I gotta say to that is... yup. Fabulous. ;O
- Posted at Tue Feb 20, 05:08:00 PM | By Evolution of gina