Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
"Since we cannot know all that is to be known of everything, we ought to know a little about everything."- Blaise Pascal
Ten things that I just want to haul off and scream at them. Yup. Didn't take me long to get this one done. I almost wrote it yesterday...
1. Pizza is finger food.
2. So are hamburgers.
3. And french fries. Stop using your knives and forks to eat them, you idiot!
4. That funky, flimsy material that you threw on you this morning and got sucked up into the idea that it was stylish is frumpy on you.
5. And you need to wear a slip under it. It is not cute to have flimsy material bunch up on you there.
6. Your urine and fecal material are not anyone's gift to be shared. Flush the toilet.
7. Men, lift the seat before you pee, put it down afterwards. And don't give me that line that women don't have to lift and put down anything. I happen to always put my toilet seat and lid down.
8. If you are going to wear flip-flops, do us all a favor. Trim your toenails, moisturize your feet, and don't let them get too funky-smelling. Yuck.
9. Buy some dental floss, because I'm so sick and tired of seeing you with something between your teeth and then you have the nerve to get defensive when I tell you that you need floss.
10. Do not give me that fake smile. It's ugly and I'd rather not even be bothered with it. Just don't smile at me if you don't want to. I might get offended, but good grief, I'm more offended with that yucky smile. Honest.
Ten things that I just want to haul off and scream at them. Yup. Didn't take me long to get this one done. I almost wrote it yesterday...
1. Pizza is finger food.
2. So are hamburgers.
3. And french fries. Stop using your knives and forks to eat them, you idiot!
4. That funky, flimsy material that you threw on you this morning and got sucked up into the idea that it was stylish is frumpy on you.
5. And you need to wear a slip under it. It is not cute to have flimsy material bunch up on you there.
6. Your urine and fecal material are not anyone's gift to be shared. Flush the toilet.
7. Men, lift the seat before you pee, put it down afterwards. And don't give me that line that women don't have to lift and put down anything. I happen to always put my toilet seat and lid down.
8. If you are going to wear flip-flops, do us all a favor. Trim your toenails, moisturize your feet, and don't let them get too funky-smelling. Yuck.
9. Buy some dental floss, because I'm so sick and tired of seeing you with something between your teeth and then you have the nerve to get defensive when I tell you that you need floss.
10. Do not give me that fake smile. It's ugly and I'd rather not even be bothered with it. Just don't smile at me if you don't want to. I might get offended, but good grief, I'm more offended with that yucky smile. Honest.
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Comments for Ten Things This Tuesday
My brother tried to pull that toilet seat crap with me once...but I put it plain and simple.
Toilets come with a lid for one good reason...because they're meant to be SHUT! When you're done, you shut it. End of story. You don't like putting the seat back down...don't lift the darned thing. You can sit too... We don't have that standing option.
It worked! I wonder if his wife knows what I did for him? LOL
The rest of your list is good too, but the toilet thing got to me.
Toilets come with a lid for one good reason...because they're meant to be SHUT! When you're done, you shut it. End of story. You don't like putting the seat back down...don't lift the darned thing. You can sit too... We don't have that standing option.
It worked! I wonder if his wife knows what I did for him? LOL
The rest of your list is good too, but the toilet thing got to me.
- Posted at Wed Mar 21, 12:30:00 AM | By
Renee Nefe
I've got an even better trick. Clear ammonia. Scares the hell out of them every single time. The color of the urine changes, and they are forced to avoid what's going on. How? By flushing!
Sometimes, you just gotta treat those peeing-standing-up people differently to get the point across!
Sometimes, you just gotta treat those peeing-standing-up people differently to get the point across!
- Posted at Wed Mar 21, 01:08:00 AM | By Evolution of gina
*pops in waves @ Gina!*
Hey Gina!
Just wanted to stop by, say "howdy!",
and give you a big ol' "cyber-hug"!
Love ya',
~~Life
P.S. AHAHAHAHAAAAA! on numbers 1-3 and 6-9!
Hey Gina!
Just wanted to stop by, say "howdy!",
and give you a big ol' "cyber-hug"!
Love ya',
~~Life
P.S. AHAHAHAHAAAAA! on numbers 1-3 and 6-9!
- Posted at Thu Mar 22, 07:24:00 PM | By
