Ten Things This Tuesday
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
"Few people even scratch the surface, much less exhaust the contemplation of their own experience."
- Randolph Bourne
I have nothing for this Tuesday. Nothing at all.
Now I do.
Ten things to do with the Thanksgiving turkey if it is inedible:
1. Use it as a bowling ball.
2. Attach a chain to it and use it to knock people upside the head to wake them up after their tryptophan nap.
3. Flag football. Remove the legs first or things could get really dangerous.
4. Soccer. I'd use steel-toe shoes for one and all.
5. Find out who else in the neighborhood has an inedible turkey; you might have enough for bowling.
6. Set a trend by putting it in a bassinette and calling it your pet turkey.
7. Get two more turkeys, make them inedible, then learn how to juggle.
8. Take the food stuffing or dressing out of it, put batting in it and make it your stuffed turkey.
9. Make it a part of the family. It may be able to do some lighthouse cleaning.
10. Send it to your most hated relatives as a Christmas present like that fruitcake.
- Randolph Bourne
I have nothing for this Tuesday. Nothing at all.
Now I do.
Ten things to do with the Thanksgiving turkey if it is inedible:
1. Use it as a bowling ball.
2. Attach a chain to it and use it to knock people upside the head to wake them up after their tryptophan nap.
3. Flag football. Remove the legs first or things could get really dangerous.
4. Soccer. I'd use steel-toe shoes for one and all.
5. Find out who else in the neighborhood has an inedible turkey; you might have enough for bowling.
6. Set a trend by putting it in a bassinette and calling it your pet turkey.
7. Get two more turkeys, make them inedible, then learn how to juggle.
8. Take the food stuffing or dressing out of it, put batting in it and make it your stuffed turkey.
9. Make it a part of the family. It may be able to do some lighthouse cleaning.
10. Send it to your most hated relatives as a Christmas present like that fruitcake.
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